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Aurora Linnea

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Your mother ate my dog! [Mar. 8th, 2007|07:28 pm]
Aurora Linnea
[mood |crushedI like my cat.]
[music |The Psychic Paramount]

My cat has cancer.
My CAT has CANCER.

How ridiculous is this? If I had fifty-foot long arms (which I almost do; I'm one gangly little tramp) and I stretched them out as far as I possibly could, their fully extended length would not be enough to express the utter ridiculousness of my cat having cancer.

The cat with cancer is not Holden Catfield but my first cat, Willis. Willis is sort of brown with stripes, whereas Holden is black. This is perfect, as when Willis dies from CANCER, Holden will already be dressed for his funeral.

Gah. Kill me.
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[User Picture]From: jengaholic
2007-03-09 04:00 am (UTC)
Aurora you are my favorite (and I'm sure we would be equally matched in a contest of the gangliest) and I hope things get better some way or another very very soon.
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